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Like Porn? Then You Better Vote November 5

October 31, 2019DMT.NEWS

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Vote On November 5 and Get a Free YouPorn Premium Account

If you're an American, you've probably already heard that a huge round of elections is set to take place in a little less than a week's time. While you likely already have a ton of reasons to make sure you get out to vote, YouPorn is adding one more to the list.

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While it may not pack the punch of a presidential election (that carnival is scheduled for November 3 next year) this off-year election still has a lot of importance, particularly if you live in Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi or Virginia. And to celebrate patriotic citizens flocking to the polls, to fulfill their civic duties, at least one company is offering up quite the incentive.

In the hopes of alleviating some of that voter apathy, YouPorn is putting up a reward for every red-blooded American who takes the time to cast their ballot on November 5th. The company's Social Influencer and Brand Ambassador — Jedy Vales — addressed a letter to the public recently, pushing for people to get off their butts and hit the voting booth.

“At YouPorn, we believe in the importance of voting and therefore we want to encourage all to get to the polls by offering voters a free YouPorn Premium Membership. To claim your free Premium Membership, email evidence of your vote to jedy@youporn.com and I will personally send an access code to redeem this offer. No matter which party you vote for this Election Day, we agree with Pamela Anderson that 'everyone should enjoy a peaceful sexy life.'”

Perhaps the strangest thing about Jedy Vales? She's entirely virtual, a fictional creation conjured up by the creative minds at YouPorn. Whether or not she's made of flesh and blood, however, the offer of a free YouPorn Premium Membership is entirely legit, and still very much on the table. So, mark your calendars, and mark that XXX on November 5.

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What's going down in the polls, anyways? Well, citizens of the three states mentioned will be in the spotlight, with Louisiana, Mississippi and Virginia slated to elect members to the state legislature. Louisiana and Mississippi are getting a double-dose of election excitement, with Kentucky joining for a heated round of gubernatorial elections. Electors in Texas are facing down a chance to change their state constitution, with 10 proposed amendments in play — Proposition 4 positioned to outright ban any potential state income taxes. Cha-ching!

Republican, Democrat or independent, candidates from all points along the political spectrum have made themselves available for office. It's up to us, the voters, to decide who is most worthy to represent us. YouPorn's offer is tempting, but free porn or not, it's still worth making a journey to the polls in order to have your say.

It's not clear as yet how stiff the competition will be in these various elections, but if you want to claim that totally sweet incentive from YouPorn's virtual assistant, be absolutely certain to get one of those swag “I Voted” stickers to prove yourself to Ms. Vales. You'll be glad you did.

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