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People Want Better WiFi More than Sex

July 22, 2019DMT.NEWS

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People Would Give Up Sex for Better WiFi, According to Survey

Poor WiFi connections can lead to some major headaches. Troubleshooting routers, counting those damned blinking lights, color coding them, or digging into the firmware to find out what the heck is wrong is one that many men and women would be more than happy to leave in the dust. In fact, many would choose better WiFi over sex, according to a new survey.

The recent Google survey included questions concerning these common complaints and gripes. What wasn't as apparent, however, was just how seriously the average consumer takes their home or office WiFi connection.

Some of the survey results are even a bit shocking. Almost one-third – or 32 percent – of those asked whether or not they would give up sex for a month in order to remain free of WiFi bugs said yes. And, workers from all walks of life admitted that they would sacrifice two vacation days on the altar of the internet gods if it meant a solid network connection sans frustration.

RELATED: Study Finds We’re More Addicted To WiFi Than Sex, Chocolate Or Alcohol

Love "Game of Thrones," "Stranger Things" or re-runs of  "Star Trek: The Next Generation"? Regardless of what the show in question was, over one-fifth of Google's survey respondents said they’d give up their favorite series in order to finally be free of finicky WiFi.

Point made – we're addicted to the internet, and we need it now more than ever. It's become something of a utility, or an expected service, rather than a luxury in 2019. 

Therefore, new and novel solutions are called for. Fortunately, Google WiFi is working on harnessing the power of the Alphabet corporation's top-tier research and design. Google’s next-generation mesh router claims to provide total and seamless coverage throughout the entire home or office. No longer relying on yesterday's solution of a base router and a string of (often) third-party range extenders, we’re told the Google WiFi mesh router creates maximum coverage without any complications.

Better yet, a major price drop is on the immediate horizon. Exclusively from July 15th to July 16th, the Google WiFi base model will go on sale for $89 rather than the usual $99 ask. If you need more than one point of coverage – say, for larger homes or office floor plans – the 3-pack will be reduced from a sticker price of $299 to $259.

Apparently, the Google WiFi system is a solution for nearly all wireless internet needs. It operates at both 2.4 Ghz and 5 Ghz in true dual-band fashion, and seems to be simple, straightforward, and easy to set up. Google has specifically designed the product for users of all levels of computer expertise – from total noob to professional programmers and systems administrators – and installation is quick and painless.

The best part? No more dead zones. Finally, you can scroll through Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, and Instagram from anywhere you'd like, without seeing the dreaded diminishing of signal strength. Total coverage means total joy for those who prefer cat memes and boomerang videos to counting down the seconds before the page finally refreshes. 

And, you don’t even have to give up sex to get it.

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