There’s absolutely no arguing with the fact that shopping for the “very online” can be difficult. Between the ever-lengthening lexicon of new Internet Terms, and the quick, fleeting fads (what is an Island Boy??? Who is he? Why is he?), the culture is changing faster than you can whip out your credit card and click “buy it now.” Lucky for you, we’ve got ample Gen Z-adjacent wisdom to share — especially when it comes to e-commerce (yes, that’s internet for “online shopping”).
Of course, when we’re talking tech products and influencer culture, price points can truly run the gamut — from Amazon glitter tubes to lab-grown diamonds. Which is why we’re partnering with Affirm[see footer for details] to ensure that you don’t go bankrupt this holiday season: The digital service will allow you to buy those gifts now, and pay for them over time with easy, manageable payments (sans late fees or hidden clauses).
Ahead, we’ve pulled together a highly curated list of our absolute favorite, Affirm-sanctioned, “very online” gifts on the market — all of which will surely help rescue you from “cheugy” territory.
Rates from 0-30% APR. For example, a $800 purchase could be split into 12 monthly payments of $73 at 15% APR, or 4 interest-free payments of $200 every 2 weeks. Payment options through Affirm are subject to an eligibility check, may not be available in all states, and are provided by these lending partners:affirm.com/lenders.Options depend on your purchase amount, and a down payment may be required. CA residents: Loans by Affirm Loan Services, LLC are made or arranged pursuant to a California Finance Lenders Law license.
Winter is here — you simply cannot go wrong with a good, snuggly winter coat, especially one that will photograph well and keep out the cold. Nobody wants to look like a standing sleeping bag, even in the dead of winter.
4 interest-free payments of $109 with Affirm
Adidas Adidas By Stella McCartney Long Puffer Jacket, $, available at Adidas
A staple for fitness and fashion bloggers alike, the Original Ultraboost is the perfect gym-to-brunch shoe. Or like, gym-to-club? Honestly, this one does it all.
4 interest-free payments of $49 with Affirm
Adidas Ultraboost 21 Shoes, $, available at Adidas
Hit your budding influencer with the gift of 2000s nostalgia in the form of a Prada Re-Edition bag. All the cool kids are wearing them! Ask around at the mall, they’ll tell you! Plus, you can snag a refurbished (read: slightly more affordable) one now on Rebag.
As low as $104/month with Affirm
Prada PradaRe-Edition 2000 Hobo Tessuto Mini, $, available at Rebag
The most coveted, most gorgeous bag of the year is available on Rebag. Your giftee will be the talk of the town if you can manage to snag this one for the holidays (and in turn, you’ll earn some serious cool points).
As low as $26/month with Affirm
Telfar Telfar Small Shopping Tote, $, available at Rebag
For the fitness influencer in your life, skip the new leggings and go straight for the Bala All-In Kit. It’s more function than fashion, so it’s an easy one to justify. Featuring a 10-pound power ring, three-pound bars, and one-pound bangles, this Instagrammable home-gym set will help keep any burgeoning fitness icon on their toes (or knees, or forearms, or glutes).
Give the gift of positively webcam-shattering (in a good way) skin with the Major Glow On The Go Trio. Featuring three of Patrick Ta's best-selling, glow-inducing face and body oils, it's all ANYONE could need to turn heads on Zoom and IRL.
4 interest-free payments of $15 with Affirm
Patrick Ta Beauty Major Glow On the Go Trio, $, available at Patrick Ta Beauty
She curls! She dries! She smoothes! She does it all — a triple threat, if you will. So give the gift of Instagram-ready hair at a moment's notice with the Dyson Airdrop styler.
As low as $55/month with Affirm
Dyson Dyson Airwrap™ styler, $, available at Dyson
If you’ve never heard anyone say, “Where all my yeehaw girls at?” you’ve clearly never been to a Gen Z hyperpop show. We’re not saying you need to go out and take yourself to said Chaotic Good event — but we are saying your resident TikTok connoisseur will love the horse girl ring.
As low as $116/month with Affirm
David Yurman Petrvs® Small Horse Pinky Ring in 18K Yellow Gold, $, available at David Yurman
Because the gym is extremely 2019, the 15-pound Bala Beam will help you squat, curl, and stream — all from home. Plus, it doubles as a moody sculpture art piece.
For the true makeup devotee, might we suggest the Patrick Ta Major Tools Set? Hear us out: Michelangelo couldn’t have painted the Sistine Chapel with any old watercolor brush. Which is to say, a proper work of art requires tools of equal quality.
Here’s something that transcends generations: a hair straightener...that won’t fry your hair off. We’ve been using ‘em at middle school dances since the dawn of time — but trust us, a low-quality version will certainly do some long-term hair damage. The luxe version is most definitely worth it.
As low as $46/month with Affirm
Dyson Dyson Corrale™ hair straightener, $, available at Dyson
This is one of those staple jewelry items that will always be coveted. Always. You simply cannot go wrong with a timeless classic like the DY Madison chain.
As low as $86/month with Affirm
David Yurman DY Madison Chain Medium Necklace, 11mm, $, available at David Yurman
Just ask anyone with a TikTok account: Boring old yellow light no longer passes the vibe check. Give the gift of a perfect lighting concept for their battle station, bedroom, or bathroom.
Philips Philips Hue White and Color Ambiance Bluetooth Enabled Lightstrip Base Kit, $, available at Target
Hate to break it to you, but you just might be that old: 2021’s top pop stars released their albums on vinyl and cassette, because vintage. So get your pop-girlie lover an entertainment center that does it all.
As low as $19/month with Affirm
Crosley Crosley Gig Shelf System, $, available at Pottery Barn
For anyone deep into the pimple-popping ASMR niche of the internet, behold the PMD Pro. We’re talking a microdermabrasion tool and a pore-sucking vacuum in one.
4 interest-free payments of $50 with Affirm
Neiman Marcus Personal Microderm Pro, $, available at PMD Beauty
For the budding YouTuber in your life (if you know, you know), we’re recommending the Dr. Dennis Gross Alpha Beta Peel Vault that’s good for all skin types, beauty-bloggable, and actually dermatologist-developed.
Two things we know to be true about the very online: They’ve got a passion for instant gratification, and an obsession with a vintage “aesthetic.” Fortunately, the Fujifilm Mini 40 checks both those boxes.
As low as $13/month with Affirm
Fujifilm Fujifilm Instax Mini 40 Instant Film Camera and Black F, $, available at Target
Even “zoomers” love Mario Kart! And while it was nearly impossible to get your hands on the Switch last holiday season, Nintendo’s latest console is still your best option for veteran and novice gamers alike.
As low as $28/month with Affirm
Nintendo Nintendo Switch with Neon Blue and Neon Red Joy-Con, $, available at Target
For the up-and-coming vlogger in your circle, the Lume Cube Mobile Creator Lighting & Audio Kit comes with everything your future YouTube star needs to capture that perfect mukbang content. If you don’t know what that means, wait until you’ve given ‘em this stellar gift to ask for a proper explanation.
The holidays have fully arrived. And if you're giftee plans to make a splash on the internet this season, they'll need some serious sparkle...like this stunning rainbow jumpsuit from Eloquii.
3 interest-free payments of $57 with Affirm
Eloquii Multicolor Stripe Sequin Jumpsuit, $, available at Eloquii
